Manly Gumby woman appear. Ivana think, "Godless!" Then priest walk in. I put on Chanel rosary and light Balenciaga prayer candle.
J. Buyer look older than expect. Guess crying in bathrooms and also spending time on knees doing other things in bathrooms bad for youthfulness.
"Father, I need your help, is it going in?"
GODLESS!!!
Ivana has not heard worse opera singing since Adam Rippon skate to own performance of "Vesti la giubba"!!!
Whole episode so far look like liberal USA ad for PC diverse: priest, opera gay, woman in head wrap, and a raw chicken. Maybe also remind Ivana of horror USA "three people walk into bar" joke.
Only good punchline for that type of joke is, "All become slaughtered by bear escape from circus."
Pasta trying to go into machine look like Brian Orser trying to fit into competitive costume from 1986.
Now we have priest and minister!!! Ivana check phone to place sports bet on odds Buyer will be convert to hetero by end of season!!!
Former Miss America contestant very stupid if believe she need to can cook. Woman with looks like that (not as pretty or thin as Ivana, still) do not need skill in any house room to get sugar husband, possible exception of bedroom.
Buyer made a "tart," appropriate. Tart is raw pie bottom from horror discount food store fill with cut up raw fruit. Ivana hear people on cooking show say the food they make is "me on the plate." In this case could not be more true!!!
No one can tell whose meat is whose.
GODLESS!!!
This show is almost as boring as skating of horror "USA" Chinese Vincent Jo!!!
In main challenge, judge claim Buyer do enough to stay.
HORROR!!!
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