LIKE THIS WOMAN I AM NOT ANYWHERE CLOSE TO GIVING IT A REST!!!!
NEW INTERVIEWS COMING SOON!!!
NEW CONTENT THROUGHOUT SKATING SEASON!!!
ANY TRAMP, HOBO, OR VAGABOND WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS DESERVE TO BE MAUL BY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, August 17, 2019
IVANA IS NOT RETIRED!!!
LIKE THIS WOMAN I AM NOT ANYWHERE CLOSE TO GIVING IT A REST!!!!
NEW INTERVIEWS COMING SOON!!!
NEW CONTENT THROUGHOUT SKATING SEASON!!!
ANY TRAMP, HOBO, OR VAGABOND WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS DESERVE TO BE MAUL BY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, August 14, 2019
IVANA PREDICT JGP!!!!
With the first event coming soon, Ivana is confident in which nations will be represented in December's final.
ODDS RUSSIA ALL SIX JUNIOR LADIES 2/9
ODDS RUSSIA ALL SIX JUNIOR MALE 3/2
ODDS RUSSIA DESERVE ALL SIX DANCE 1000%
ODDS RUSSIA GET ALL SIX DANCE FINAL SPOTS 4/1
ODDS RUSSIA GET ALL SIX PAIR SPOTS IVANA DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE PAIR
ODDS TEDD BARTER MISPRONOUNCE OVER 35 NAMES 1/9
THANK YOU AND STAY TUNED FOR WONDER COMMENTARY AND FOTOS!!!
XOXOXOXXO IVANA
ODDS RUSSIA ALL SIX JUNIOR LADIES 2/9
ODDS RUSSIA ALL SIX JUNIOR MALE 3/2
ODDS RUSSIA DESERVE ALL SIX DANCE 1000%
ODDS RUSSIA GET ALL SIX DANCE FINAL SPOTS 4/1
ODDS RUSSIA GET ALL SIX PAIR SPOTS IVANA DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE PAIR
ODDS TEDD BARTER MISPRONOUNCE OVER 35 NAMES 1/9
THANK YOU AND STAY TUNED FOR WONDER COMMENTARY AND FOTOS!!!
XOXOXOXXO IVANA
Sunday, August 4, 2019
WORST COOK OF USA: NEW SEASON, NEW HOMOSEXUALITY
Manly Gumby woman appear. Ivana think, "Godless!" Then priest walk in. I put on Chanel rosary and light Balenciaga prayer candle.
J. Buyer look older than expect. Guess crying in bathrooms and also spending time on knees doing other things in bathrooms bad for youthfulness.
"Father, I need your help, is it going in?"
GODLESS!!!
Ivana has not heard worse opera singing since Adam Rippon skate to own performance of "Vesti la giubba"!!!
Whole episode so far look like liberal USA ad for PC diverse: priest, opera gay, woman in head wrap, and a raw chicken. Maybe also remind Ivana of horror USA "three people walk into bar" joke.
Only good punchline for that type of joke is, "All become slaughtered by bear escape from circus."
Pasta trying to go into machine look like Brian Orser trying to fit into competitive costume from 1986.
Now we have priest and minister!!! Ivana check phone to place sports bet on odds Buyer will be convert to hetero by end of season!!!
Former Miss America contestant very stupid if believe she need to can cook. Woman with looks like that (not as pretty or thin as Ivana, still) do not need skill in any house room to get sugar husband, possible exception of bedroom.
Buyer made a "tart," appropriate. Tart is raw pie bottom from horror discount food store fill with cut up raw fruit. Ivana hear people on cooking show say the food they make is "me on the plate." In this case could not be more true!!!
No one can tell whose meat is whose.
GODLESS!!!
This show is almost as boring as skating of horror "USA" Chinese Vincent Jo!!!
In main challenge, judge claim Buyer do enough to stay.
HORROR!!!
J. Buyer look older than expect. Guess crying in bathrooms and also spending time on knees doing other things in bathrooms bad for youthfulness.
"Father, I need your help, is it going in?"
GODLESS!!!
Ivana has not heard worse opera singing since Adam Rippon skate to own performance of "Vesti la giubba"!!!
Whole episode so far look like liberal USA ad for PC diverse: priest, opera gay, woman in head wrap, and a raw chicken. Maybe also remind Ivana of horror USA "three people walk into bar" joke.
Only good punchline for that type of joke is, "All become slaughtered by bear escape from circus."
Pasta trying to go into machine look like Brian Orser trying to fit into competitive costume from 1986.
Now we have priest and minister!!! Ivana check phone to place sports bet on odds Buyer will be convert to hetero by end of season!!!
Former Miss America contestant very stupid if believe she need to can cook. Woman with looks like that (not as pretty or thin as Ivana, still) do not need skill in any house room to get sugar husband, possible exception of bedroom.
Buyer made a "tart," appropriate. Tart is raw pie bottom from horror discount food store fill with cut up raw fruit. Ivana hear people on cooking show say the food they make is "me on the plate." In this case could not be more true!!!
No one can tell whose meat is whose.
GODLESS!!!
This show is almost as boring as skating of horror "USA" Chinese Vincent Jo!!!
In main challenge, judge claim Buyer do enough to stay.
HORROR!!!
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