Hello to all fan of IVANA!!! Today I share live typed review of USA TV show feature Johnny Weird and Tara Lippisssi!!!! It was worst hour of TV in many years so please enjoy opinion of Ivana and share comment and order plastic surgeries in celebration of moment!!!!
First match: Rod Dick against Bones. GODLESS HOMOSEXUALITY!!!!
Bones have no wife or family, only person named LUNCHBOX. Ivana is horror confused. Is there homosexual involvement??!?
ROUND ONE
Jealous stripper eat lick spit on pole?!?!?!?
Grease pole?!?!?
GODLESS
Climb grind pole with naked bottom?!?!!?!?!
HORROR
No one want to ice pole. Ivana understand, as that take much skill.
Do not understand what unbolt pole is, but GODLESS HORROR
This show cannot be excepted!!! I open large bottle of Stolichnaya to make it to Weird/Lippisi portion.
RUOND TOO
Now we go from pole to HOLE?!?! Who write this show, Adam Rippon????????
Spend too much money on hole?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER ENJOY THE HOLE!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GODLESS GODLESS GODLESS
Finally we have good answer, man having sex enter hole. As long as hole belong to woman IVANA excepts it.
Deck erotic family seem to have lead. I have now consume 700 mL of vodka, show become more wonder but in HORROR way.
ROUND FIVE
What do bride have troubles with if drunk sex in hole before climb onto wedding pole?!?
Saying her vowels??!?! I have drunk but can use vowels. Or did person say bowel not vowel? Hard to understand USA accent!!!
DRESSING - I hope choose RUSSIAN or ISLAND OF THE 1,000
ROUND 3!!!
'Name thing with bee worn above the genitalia"
BALENCIAGA!!!!!
BALMAIN!!!!!
BRUNO MAGLI!!!!
Ivana switch from Stolichnaya to Grappa!!!!
Lunch Box also seem intoxicated????? Or he do meth like other USA Souths???!??!?!
Deck Dick Rod family WIN!!!!!
What is prize????????
BLOUSE is prize, IVANA hope that it is CHANEL but think it come from Farm of the Fleet. I cannot say more as eyes are closing and mind spin faster than Lucinda Ru
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